Blue Ballers
Race: Ogre
Head Coach: Jon
Value of Players and Staff: 1,190,000
Treasury: 20,000
Value of Missing Players: 0
Bank: 100,000
Team Value: 1,210,000
   
#
Name
Position
MA
ST
AG
AV
Skills
Injuries
COMP
 TD
INT
CAS
MVP
SPP
Value
1 Papa Smurf
 Ogre
 5
 6
 2
 9
 Bone-Head, Mighty Blow, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate (ST+1)



4
 2
 18
 210,000
2 You Go Smurf
 Snotling
 5
 1
 3
 5
 Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy

3


9
 40,000
3 Megaton Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy

1

1
 8
 40,000
4 Hoochie Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy






20,000
5 Odiferous Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy






20,000
6 Hanibal Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy






20,000
7 Stanky Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy






20,000
8 Fatass Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
2


1
 7
 40,000
9 Futzy Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy






20,000
10 Naughty Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy N
2


6
 40,000
11 Radioactive Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy



1
2
 20,000
12 Deadly Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Catch, Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
1
 2

2
 17
 40,000
13
Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
1



1
 20,000
14 Golden Flash Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy






20,000
15 Stanky Smurf
 Snotling 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy



1
2
 20,000
16 Heterosexual Smurf
 Snotling
 5
 1
 3
 5
 Dauntless, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
1


1
 6
 50,000
 
Re-rolls 5 350,000
Fan Factor 5 50,000
Assistant Coaches 4  40,000
Cheerleaders 4
 40,000
Apothecary
 1
 50,000
Trophies

2006 Chaos Cup

Result TV
Opponent
 Opp TV
Score
Casualties
For
Casualties
Against
Gate For
Gate Against
Winnings
Spiraling
 Expenses
Notes & Highlights
Tie
 100
 Half Pints
 100
 1 - 1
 2
 1
 13,000
 12,000
 60,000
 0
 No Paint - Starting FF 7 - #2 DEAD! - #3 gained Diving Tackle - Banked 70k - Hired Snotling #2
Loss
 99
 Knights Who Say Ni
 220
 1 - 2
 0
 7
 14,000
 16,000
 40,000
 0
 No Paint - Freebooted 1 Master Chef, 1 Dirty Trick (Illegal Substitution), 1 Magic Item (Inertia Dampner), 1 Misc Mayhem (Ball Clone), 1 Special Team Play (Flea Flicker), 1 Good Karma (Dazed and Confused), 1 Random Event (Magic Item), and 1 Desperate Measure (Assassin) - #2 Niggling Injury - #5 DEAD! - #8 DEAD -#10 DEAD! - #15 DEAD - #12 gained Leap - Hired Snotling #5 - Hired Snotling #8 - Hired Snotling #10 - Hired Snotling #15
Loss
 99
 Sloppy Seconds
 109
 1 - 4
 1
 7
 9,000
 20,000
 60,000
 0
 No Paint - Freebooted 1 Dirty Trick (Gromskull's Runes), and 1 Misc Mayhem (Badyear Git) - #11 DEAD! - #13 DEAD! - #1 ST+1 - Hired Snotling #11 - Hired Snotling #13 - Hired Snotling #16
Loss
 106
 Bone Crushers
 284
 1 - 3
 2
 6
 15,000
 15,000
 40,000
 0
 No Paint - Freebooted 2 Bloodweiser Babes, 1 Chirurgeon, 1 Healer, 1 Master Chef, 1 Bribe, 2 Dirty Tricks (Gromskull's Exploding Runes, Kicking Boots) 2 Magic Items (Magic Gloves of Jark Longarm, Rabbit's Foot), 2 Misc Mayhem (Heckler, Ball Clone), 2 Special Team Plays (Flea Flicker, Spectacular Catch), 2 Good Karma (Razzale Dazzle, Chainsaw), 1 Random Event (Ironman), 1 Desperate Measures (I am the Greatest) - #1 gained Strong Arm - FF-1 - Banked 40k
Tie
 93
 Snow Boys
 181
 3 - 3
 1
 7
 13,000
 8,000
 30,000
 0
 No Paint - Freebooted 2 Bloodweiser Babes, 1 Master Chef, 1 Good Karma (Butter Fingers), 2 Dirty Tricks (Greased Shoes, Spiked Ball), 2 Special Team Plays (Punt, Dogged Defence), 1 Magic Item (Gloves of Holding), and 1 Misc Mayhem (Hometown Fans) - #14 Niggling Injury - #2 gained Diving Tackle - #6 gained Sneaky Git - #10 gained Catch - Banked 30k
Loss
 111
 Von Blondies
 179
 1 - 6
 2
 5
 13,000
 9,000
 30,000
 0
 No Paint - Freebooted 2 Bloodweiser Babes, 1 Master Chef, 1 Good Karma (Extra Training), 1 Magic Item (Beguiling Braces), 1 Dirty Trick (Witch's Brew), and 1 Misc Mayhem (Rogue Wizard) - #10 Niggling Injury - #12 gained Catch
Loss
 116
 Ungrateful Dead
 211
 0 - 2
 1
 7
 17,000
 13,000
 50,000
 0
 No Paint - Freebooted 1 Master Chef, 1 Random Event (Buzzing), 1 Good Karma (Woof Woof), 2 Magic Items (Belf of Invulnerability, Gloves of Jark Longarm), 2 Misc Mayhem (Hometown Fans, Badyear Git), 2 Dirty Tricks (Witch's Brwe, Kicking Boots), and 1 Special Team Play (New Blocking Scheme) - #14 AG-1 - #16 gained Dauntless - FF-1
Loss
 125
 Enforcers
 218
 1 - 2
 1
 12
 7,000
 15,000
 40,000
 0
 No Paint - Freebooted 1 Bloodweiser Babe, 1 Master Chef, 1 Random Event (Bad Habits), 1 Dirty Trick (Distract), 2 Good Karma (Banana Peel, Hurry Up Offense), and 2 Magic Items (Belt of Invulnerability, Ring of Teleportation) - #4 AV-1 - #5 AG-1 - #6 Niggling Injury - #13 DEAD! - #8 gained Diving Tackle - #4 Cut from roster - #5 Cut from roster - #6 Cut from roster - #14 Cut from roster - hired Snotling #4 - hired Snotling #5 - hired Snotling #6 - Hired Snotling #14

Retired to Assistant Coach Positions
 
# Name Position Reason
























Dead
 
# Name Position Match
2
 Litigious Smurf
 Snotling
 2006 Chaos Cup - Half Pints
5
 Fetid Smurf Snotling 2006 Knights Who Say Ni
8
 Pantsless Smurf Snotling 2006 Knights Who Say Ni
10
 Ficticious Smurf Snotling 2006 Knights Who Say Ni
15
 Radioactive Smurf Snotling 2006 Knights Who Say Ni
11
 Quantum Smurf Snotling
 2006 Chaos Cup - Sloppy Seconds
13
 Doctor Smurf Snotling
 2006 Chaos Cup - Sloppy Seconds
13 Britney Smurf Snotling
 2006 Chaos Cup - Enforcers